All 15 game Reviews


Crying Orgins Crying Orgins

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Heheh, I see what you did there... This is a reference to that game Ki Swan made in Video Game High School, isn't it?



ShellCore Command: Ep1 ShellCore Command: Ep1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Man oh man, is this game awesome!

A game like this is something I've been looking for ever since I finished watching Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann... Although it's nothing like TTGL itself, the way that you can go on and take the enemies' pieces, and literally put them on your ship any way you want until it grows into a massive, super-boss slayer of your design evokes that same feeling of power growth. You sir, are a genius of game design.

BTW, just out of curiosity, are Shellcores robots or lifeforms?

And if I may suggest, in EP2, please, PLEASE make it possible to move things captured by your tractor beam around with the mouse or something...



Kanye West Soundboard Kanye West Soundboard

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Kanye West is an idiot...

A megalomaniacal idiot at that... He has some nerve thinking that he's such a huge, glorious genius of an artist when all he really does is sample other people's songs and rap over them about how 'awesome' he is. When he took Talor Swift's microphone away from her, that was the last straw. That scum is less of a man than a teenage girl. I bet he wouldn't taken the microphone away from someone who wasn't as sweet and delicate as Taylor is... Kanye needs a serious reality check... Or a bat to the face. On second thought, he deserves to have his behind handed to him by P!nk. She said she wanted to. ;)


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Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Professionally made...

Violence? Check...
Blood? Check...
Gore? Check...
Cannibalism? Che--Wait, what!?

...

I think it's safe to say that nothing shocks me anymore...


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Achievement Unlocked Achievement Unlocked

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

428 seconds!

This game was sort of fun. As you intended, it had no point, but it's a great way to kill time. ^^



Platformer Tutorial AS2 Platformer Tutorial AS2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is great!

It taught me a lot! ^^ Thanks for making it!


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Fuzzy McFluffenstein 3 Fuzzy McFluffenstein 3

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I know cats are supposed to kill mice, but...

...I gotta say this was pretty sick... O.o

As for the game itself, it could use some more depth. Running around one little arena mindlessly ramming enemy after enemy into the wall gets boring after a while.



Kingdom of Machines Kingdom of Machines

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Could have been better....

Well, it was a good attempt, and could have been a very decent game. If there is a sequel, I'd like to advise a few key elements:

-PLEASE no random generation! In an adventure game, that's just frustrating. You can have maybe a dungeon that's randomly generated, but just one.

-Variety! There should be different appearances for each boss, and their dungeons should reflect their style. Also, there should be more enemy types.

-Purpose! There should be a better reason for getting new weapons other than "it can unlock (x) color door". There should be certain enemies that can't be hurt by some weapons and only by another. The different weapons should have different functions like "this one can shoot through walls" or "this one has a wide blast radius".

-More Weapons! That one speaks for itself.

-...And last but not least... Music! The first noticable flaw is the lack of music. The music should be different for the forest and dungeons.

In closing, the graphics were pretty good in some spots, and the controls were excellent. (Don't listen to what those other guys say about "you have to get really close to the enemy to hit him". They obviously don't understand that the robot with the swinging arms has to be hit from the sides.) It's got potential, but it just lacks most of what usually makes this genre great.

3 out of ten.


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FPS in Real Life 2 FPS in Real Life 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice!

Pretty good concept! The sound was pretty good, the graphics were excellent, 'cuz...well, it's real life lol. Just one question, what was the name of the music playing during the Agent Zero battle? thanks!



The Eva Project The Eva Project

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good game! Name's already taken though...

Yeah, first off, Let me tell you... This game looks and feels professionally made. The music, graphics, and gameplay really go well with each other (the menu and game over music sound like something from "Project Entropia"). But, have you ever heard of the MMOG called "Second Life"? I've never played it, but there a group of people who play that game created a mod (or something) for it called "Project: EVA". Just in case you didn't know.